Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Sometimes, you don't need to throw stripes around you midline to give yourself a beer gut. Just throw on some shredded newspaper, and a drop waste reminiscent of the '80's belted sweater a la Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu, and even an 80 lbs girl can look like she threw back one too many Guinness.

My vote for Worst Dressed at the Oscars (and no, I'm not forgetting about Charlize Theron - that wouldn't be the Worst Dressed Award - that would be the I'm So Stoned this Bow Looked Smaller award).

She would have looked better in Top Down Bobble Dress.

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